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Post by CrystalStar on Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:13 am

Requested By Hugo:

Hugo wrote:Thanks for your time and effort for making this guide. But people are too used to being spoon-fed. How damn hard can it be to make a Squiby without a guide?

LF> A guide on proper use of toilet paper.
Step1: Without toilet paper you can’t use it.

So, buy a roll of toilet paper from any super market, if you are not that rich get the old newspapers and cut in the shape of this
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(refer the pic) and roll it up.

Step 2: Go to toilet and use the toilet.
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If you are not going toilet then there is no use for the toilet paper. So go to the toilet and use the toilet.

Step 3: Don’t use toilet paper before finishing your business.
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Should I elaborate on this rule? Anyways for dumbos do not use the toilet paper before you finish your business of toileting else will receive filthy reviews.

Step 4: Unroll the product before using.

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After finishing the business begin to unroll the product. For this take the edge and pull. Now run to catch the rolling product before it unrolls totally. Put it in the place. Take the edge and pull more gently. Roll back three last meters, so that only 4 pieces will be unrolled. Torn them from all other. Well, you can stop. You see that it goes in parallel, tearing all four parts in half, so why do you continue? Just dispose of those destroyed parts and begin from the scratch. Now, you should bring scissors for cutting four pieces apart. If you do not have scissors or any sharp object, just fold and unfold the paper in the same place for ten times. Keep your fingers crossed when you try to torn now. Let us hope you succeed, otherwise take those parts and try to tear them with your teeth.

Step 5: Using it (Most Important).
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Take those four parts, fold them and attach to the exposed flesh between your legs. Now rub it in direction of law back. Do not forget, it is not sandpaper and do not rub too strong. Just easily, like waltzing do it up and down for some times. And some round movements. One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three…

Step 6: Post-using check.

With clean hand check the place. If there is some brown under the nails or fingers smell, you can assume that the cleaning process isn't finished and repeat step 5.
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Attention Please:

1) Do not use the product more than two or three times.
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2) Wash it only in cold water. Do not use soap.

3) Do the pressing only with cold iron.

4) Reused product can be easily sewed together. In this case, take out all the threads before using it on yourself. For unwanted guests, you can forget it.
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5) I propose not to use toilet paper from recycled carton.

6) Lately there is a trend to make stamps with your picture. Leave it for stamps. On the other hand, if you do not like somebody, then you can use it in this product too.
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7) Though there is Sodoku toilet paper, please do not invent Bingo toilet paper. Or at least do not make holes when you have right ballsnumbers.


Hope to hear feedback from you after following my tips, happy looing hours.
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Post by imPro on Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:16 am

LOL Crystal.

I love Step 5 !

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Post by [Shinn] on Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:17 am

What the hell is a "Toilet Paper" ???

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Post by CrystalStar on Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:20 am

[Shinn] wrote:What the hell is a "Toilet Paper" ???
I'll break it down for ya.
Toilet = Toilet
Paper = Paper
Conclusion = Toilet Paper; Used to whipe your a** when done taking a s***.
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Post by Geraldine on Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:21 am

wow Shocked
great guide !
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Post by [Shinn] on Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:28 am

CrystalStar wrote:
[Shinn] wrote:What the hell is a "Toilet Paper" ???
I'll break it down for ya.
Toilet = Toilet
Paper = Paper
Conclusion = Toilet Paper; Used to whipe your a** when done taking a s***.

What ? I don't comprehend it.

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Post by CrystalStar on Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:35 pm

[Shinn] wrote:
CrystalStar wrote:
[Shinn] wrote:What the hell is a "Toilet Paper" ???
I'll break it down for ya.
Toilet = Toilet
Paper = Paper
Conclusion = Toilet Paper; Used to whipe your a** when done taking a s***.

What ? I don't comprehend it.

Do you know what sh!t is? ._.
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Post by Sunshine on Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:25 pm

Lmao... nice guide...now hugo cant complain about useless guides Shocked
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Post by Alex on Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:34 pm

What a "shitty" guide.
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Post by CrystalStar on Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:07 pm

Alex wrote:What a "shitty" guide.
I KKNOOW RIGHT!

Get it get it get it? :DDDD
Cause in the bathroom to toilet paper is on the right side! :DD
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Post by Sunshine on Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:23 pm

Lol?
I didnt get the joke lol f3
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Post by imPro on Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:39 pm

CrystalStar wrote:
Alex wrote:What a "shitty" guide.
I KKNOOW RIGHT!

Get it get it get it? :DDDD
Cause in the bathroom to toilet paper is on the right side! :DD

In one of my bathrooms it's to the left Surprised

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Post by CrystalStar on Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:11 pm

imProo wrote:
CrystalStar wrote:
Alex wrote:What a "shitty" guide.
I KKNOOW RIGHT!

Get it get it get it? :DDDD
Cause in the bathroom to toilet paper is on the right side! :DD

In one of my bathrooms it's to the left Surprised

WELL TO DAMN BAD Suspect
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Post by odsmk on Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:28 pm

[Shinn] wrote:
CrystalStar wrote:
[Shinn] wrote:What the hell is a "Toilet Paper" ???
I'll break it down for ya.
Toilet = Toilet
Paper = Paper
Conclusion = Toilet Paper; Used to whipe your a** when done taking a s***.

What ? I don't comprehend it.

Toilet = a bathroom fixture consisting of a bowl, usually with a detachable, hinged seat and lid, and a device for flushing with water, used for defecation and urination.
Paper = a substance made from wood pulp, rags, straw, or other fibrous material, usually in thin sheets, used to bear writing or printing, for wrapping things, etc.

Toilet paper = a soft, lightweight, sanitized paper used in bathrooms for personal cleanliness.


If you still don't understand, go shoot yourself you god damn retarded fuck.
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Post by Sarah on Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:09 pm

Lmfao @ the Toilet Paper guide xD

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Post by Sunshine on Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:20 am

odsmk wrote:
[Shinn] wrote:
CrystalStar wrote:
[Shinn] wrote:What the hell is a "Toilet Paper" ???
I'll break it down for ya.
Toilet = Toilet
Paper = Paper
Conclusion = Toilet Paper; Used to whipe your a** when done taking a s***.

What ? I don't comprehend it.

Toilet = a bathroom fixture consisting of a bowl, usually with a detachable, hinged seat and lid, and a device for flushing with water, used for defecation and urination.
Paper = a substance made from wood pulp, rags, straw, or other fibrous material, usually in thin sheets, used to bear writing or printing, for wrapping things, etc.

Toilet paper = a soft, lightweight, sanitized paper used in bathrooms for personal cleanliness.


If you still don't understand, go shoot yourself you god damn retarded fuck.

Paper is not a substance, it is a material.
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Post by 80085 on Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:42 am

Toilet Paper: Soft paper
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Post by aabdeen on Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:58 pm

Sunshine wrote:
odsmk wrote:
[Shinn] wrote:
CrystalStar wrote:
[Shinn] wrote:What the hell is a "Toilet Paper" ???
I'll break it down for ya.
Toilet = Toilet
Paper = Paper
Conclusion = Toilet Paper; Used to whipe your a** when done taking a s***.

What ? I don't comprehend it.

Toilet = a bathroom fixture consisting of a bowl, usually with a detachable, hinged seat and lid, and a device for flushing with water, used for defecation and urination.
Paper = a substance made from wood pulp, rags, straw, or other fibrous material, usually in thin sheets, used to bear writing or printing, for wrapping things, etc.

Toilet paper = a soft, lightweight, sanitized paper used in bathrooms for personal cleanliness.


If you still don't understand, go shoot yourself you god damn retarded fuck.

Paper is not a substance, it is a material.

LOLWTF?!

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