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Post by Chelsea on Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:50 pm

*Warning- I did not intend to offend anyone, all this is a joke. I love you guys. Don't take things personally* To understand this story, read my first story time (:.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 2. Sammy the 1337 poser.~~~~~~~~~~
The friends decided to split up to go find Brick. Hugo and Chatez in one group, and Sarah, Linden and I in another.
* PART 1.* The adventures of Hugo and Chatez~
~In this part, we find Hugo and Chatez walking in a random town in the Netherlands.
Hugo looks at Chatez, sighs, and says " Dude, I'm reallllllllly thirsty, can we grab a quick drink?" Chatez smiles kindly and says, " Sure, where would you like to go?" As soon as Chatez said that, Hugo stopped walking, paused, dropped his jaw, and whent all goo-goo eyes. Chatez saw his weird reaction, puzzled and not wanting to look...but he did anyway saw exactly what Hugo was starring at. Chatez smiled, blushed, and said, "Hugo, it is a Tuesday night... so if you really want to get a drink from there, lets do it." Hugo and Chatez started to speed walk toward a bar. This wasn't just any bar, oh no, this was a Chip and Dales. ( If you don't know what a chip and dales is, its a male strip club...where males.. strip!). Anyways back to the story, right... As Hugo and Chatez barged through the door, they saw a very odd man, he was playing runescape at the bar. Chatez and Hugo looked at each other, and knew just what to do. Hugo walked over to the boy, grabbed his mouse, pulled the plug, and poured beer on his laptop. "You freaking noob. Don't you know Runescape is for posers?" Hugo then hit the guy on his forehead... Not hard, of course not hard, but just like you do when you hit people and say, "Should of had a V8". Anyways... the man/little boy walked over to Chatez, slapped him in the face then returned to Hugo. Hugo chuckled and thought to himself, "finally, something to shut his kiss ass up". Chatez gasped in shock, then said to the kid "WHATTHEFUCKMAN, I didn't do it! It was him!!!" The boy/man turned back towards Chatez and said "Oh, your face just said SLAPME, so I did." Chatez sighed a long exhausted sigh, and shrugged. Hugo turned to the boy and said, "Dude, your LEETSAUCE, whats your name?" "Err...thanks, my name is Sammy". Said the youngster. Hugo tried to hide a laugh. " Isn't that a girls name? ..... Oh... I wish I had a girl right now... and some redtube...and a condom.." Sammy looked him up and down in disgust, then shrugged and admitted, "Yeah..I have never been laid, my right hand is best for me. I like me some red tube". Just then, Hugo knew he and Sammy would become best friends. Chatez nervously coughed and added, " Thats the only action your going to get," then he added shyly, "Hey, I'm Chatez. But.. what are you doing at a Chip and Dale's? Even though you seem totally gay-er then my odd friend over there, but you dont seem nerds.. I MEAN. PEOPLE...playing runescape at a chip n'dales...thats pretty lame...no effence!! Oh! Did I hurt your feelings?!? I didn't mean too!! Oh I'm soo mean! Sorry." Chatez looked so embaressed, that only Hugo spoke up, "Uh dude, I'm going to talk to those totes hot chicks over there. Very Happy lets see if I can get there numbers." Finally, Sammy looked up after obviously talking to his penis about his no love life, and said, " Uh... Hugo, those arent chicks.. those are guys.. They work here..." Then he looked at Chatez and said, "Totally gay-er then him...right." And shrugged. Hugo looked embarressed, blushed, and whent to the bar anyways, followed by Chatez. Out of know where, Brick appeared on a stripper pole, wearing nothing but a hot pink, lacey thong. Hugo shivvered in disgust, while Chatez and Sammy starred at his lovely pale and ginger-like body. Brick walked over to Hugo and said.. "Drugs are bad..mmmmmmkay?" Hugo gasped, and made the weirdest face ever.. it was across between a 'wtf' face or a horny face...anyways it was scary. Once Hugo got a hold of himself, he walked over to the bar and ordered a cosmopolitan. ( If you don't know what this is, its a very very 'foo-foo' drink.) Chatez laughed at Brick, and said, "pink is soooo not your color man. Want a beer?" Before Brick could speak, Chatez ordered a Pinnacolda and a irish beer of some kind, then handed it off to Brick. " Dude, we've been looking everywhere for you". Hugo laughed, and chimed in, "No, we havent, the girls have, we just started to walk away." Brick looked like he was going to cry, acted like snookie from jersey shore, and poofed out of thin air, leaving sparkles. Chatez walked over to Hugo, and kneed him in the balls, causing Hugo to have an errection, and fall to the floor, then replied, " You are not the brightest.. now we need to go find him again." Hugo looked like he was in major pain, but stood up anyways. He walked over to sammy, and asked if he wanted to help look for their odd pixie like friend... now its the seven of the friends looking for Brick, while trying to save the world for Brick.
****If you want more, tell me. Tell me who you want to be the next victiim too.---also, i have nothing against any type of person. I love y'all.******
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Post by Chelsea on Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:53 pm

Oh sammy, I forgot I changed the town from Canada to the Netherlands. -and was to lazy to make it funny sorry guys. It probably sucks.
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Post by imPro on Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:55 pm

LOL
I DON'T PLAY RUNESCAPE :C
And why would I be at a male-stripper club Sad

Had a few laughs in this one, I will say.
Good job Chelsea (;

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Post by Chelsea on Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:56 pm

Thanks doll, and its because your into that sort of stuff remember? Very Happy ANDD.... uh. Yeah! YOU DID PLAY RUNESCAPE SO GET OWNED.
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Post by Pearl123 on Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:41 pm

oh noes.
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Post by Sarah on Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:56 pm

This sounds more like a porn story xD

-totally did not want the image of Brick's ginger body luls-

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Post by Chelsea on Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:14 pm

LOL... better then errr...better then... idk.. :] BETTER THEN WALL'S BODY.
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Post by Sarah on Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:17 pm

I bet Brick would do that though, more in his green dress though :p

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Post by linden on Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:27 pm

I played Runescape xD

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Post by Chelsea on Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:43 pm

lol same.
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Post by Sarah on Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:51 pm

I played when I was like... in 5th grade o_o Oh.. the old days...

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Post by Chelsea on Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:51 pm

I played for like a day and was like "Wtf" and left. at like age 10.
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Post by Sarah on Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:12 am

I got into it and then I found other games that were way better in graphics. Anyways, sorry to get off topic.

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